Once upon a time there was a girl that stank very, very bad. When she tried to make conversation with the children at school they all ran away in fright. When she asked her teachers questions they had to stand exactly six feet away or else their eyes will burn and water, same with her parents. Also half of the people this girl meet all vomited because of her intensely, physically powerful, disgusting odor. Because the girl was such a social butterfly, she talked to many people, and all those people vomited. The world vomited so much that the government ran out of ways of cleaning it up. Therefore, all the plants and grass died of all the acid of the vomit. That lead to the world not being able to eat cookies. CAN YOU IMAGINE A WORLD WITHOUT COOKIES! No, no one can. When the girl realized how bad she stank, and that she couldn’t live in a world with no cookies, she decided to try to change her odor. Therefore she bathed in Febreez. It worked, the Febreez worked! The next day she went to school normally and the children ran away in panic, but then came back in delight of her new odor! The vomit all around the world slowly started to disintegrate. And yes, THE WORLD WAS ABLE TO EAT COOKIES AGAIN!
This story was to all the people in the world that stink. Take showers regularly so people won’t fill the Earth with vomit, because if we don’t…WE WONT HAVE COOKIES! :]
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